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1. I was supposed to not be born. 
   While my mother was pregnant with my brother she had to have ovarian cyst surgery. Turns out she had part from the left ovary removed, so she only had one ovary to do all the work if she wanted to become pregnant in the future. It was a risky surgery, and the doctor said that if my brother didn’t survive that she would not be able to have any children. He survived. After that my mother tried to get pregnant twice, and both times she had miscarriages. And then, one fine day, there I was. Moral of the story: I’M BORN TO TROLL.
2. I’ve been kissed for the first time when I was fifteen, in a passing kiss game, by my crush at that time. And, like a teenage asshole that I was, I marked that day with pink ink pen on my diary’s calendar (Wednesday, August 17, 2005).
3. I’m shy and socially awkward, so I’ve only had two boyfriends in my whole life.
4. I have never broke a bone.
5. Once I got lost in my own neighborhood.
6. I should have my four wisdom teeth pulled out because my mouth is too small and get braces, but I didn’t.
7. I have a plush anteater named “Ollie Waldo” in honor of my grumpy neighbor, Mr. Olivaldo — he is just like Mr. Wilson of Dennis the Menace.
8. By the way, when I was five I tied our maid’s daughter (who was two) like Dennis did with Switchblade Sam in the movie, and told her to walk. She took a step and face-planted.
9. I cannot swim, only dog paddle.
10. I never traveled by plane.

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