palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.
the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
- -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
- -hears him singing-
- me: will you quit singing?
- brother: what?
- me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
- brother: WOMAN
- brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
- brother: MY BALLS
- brother: AND MY SOUL
HAHAHA HE LOOKED SERIOUS ABOUT IT
“Why are you doing this to me I want it”
They cannot take this child anywhere.
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
My nephew has finally arrived last night! He was expected next month but he decided to be born right now ok, don’t tell him what to do.
Yesterday I took a nap from 3pm until 10pm and I’ve been up since then.